the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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gleeson666:

do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”

officialwhitegirls:

like this status if you have at least three penises

b0nes-and-suicide:

*hears intro to Sugar We’re Going Down* … *runs into room* AM I MORE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET *kicks wall* I’VE BEEN DYING TO TELL YOU ANYTHING *punches chair* YOU WANNA HEAR *throws table* COS THAT’S JUST WHO I AM THIS WEEK

(Source: br0ken-beyond-despair)

bagmilk:

when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table

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(Source: heteroh)

unsparks:

my pet peeve is when someone ignores you

like if we have a problem then let’s fucking address it